Entry: fpc = frightfully posh cousin
Description: Common sense tells you not to keep gasping at the sheer wealth on display. You are trying to work out which grandparent to blame for your descent to the levels of ordinary mortals. You are pretty sure that was Prince Charles whose call they just cut short. You would be able to enjoy your visit, and those high ceilings, even more if it wasn't for that dang Westie terrier that you keep batting away.